Yum.
After driving around, looking at new computers(unfortunately a necessity following a recent break in at Man Palace Headquarters), my tum tum was looking for a little loving. Not to far from the Circuit City parking lot my accomplice and I came across a Wendy's. Glorious memories of high school nights over taken by boredom come rushing back; often combated by attempting to navigate the drive through lane backwards in a minivan or asking for a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger - Toasted?
Needless to say my interest was peaked and we had to make a stop. Being a warm summer evening, all I really wanted was a satisfying Frosty. Pulling up to the drive through box, I saw that they had a new flavor - Strawberry Frosty Shake. I thought I would give it a whirl and ordered up two of those bad boys.
The Frosty was good it came with whipped cream and a cherry on top, but what came 45 minutes later was pure heaven. Sitting on the couch, minding my own business, I noticed that familiar feeling rising from my gut and up through my esophagus.
Burp.
Oh the deliciousness. Its was like eating the flavorful treat all over again with except there was no meanial chewing or monotonous toungue action. Instead airy smoothness wafted up from inside belly. Now I have long been a fan of the Chipotle burps and the spaghetti and meatballs after effects, but none can compare to the delight I received from this mouth full of Strawberry goodness.
Aside from suggesting it to anyone I meet, I can only conclude that the next big thing will be Flavored Respirators. I'm now looking for investors. Want a piece of the action? Send $10,000, made out to CASH, to Po Box 1240, Walker, MN.
2 comments:
I am in doubt that anything could defeat Chipotle burps in quality and quantity head to heads.
mmmmmm Chipotle.
I don not discount the greatness of chipotle burps. however, on occasion been known to be quite painful. Not to mention, they are almost always associated with the dread chipotle shits.
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