Jockstrap Jazzercize opened league play tonight in convincing fashion. Lead by An Experiment Gone Awry and his four goals, the team weathered an early five goal deficit and put together a convincing 12-8 victory over the homestanding "Chiefs". Also strong on the score sheet was Rusty Shakleford, registering a plus 9 on the evening with 10 points.
A near back breaker was registered after the Father of Art Vanderlay recorded an own goal early into the proceedings, securing a 5-1 lead for the Chiefs. However, after a Tubby Smith-esque enmasse line change, the tide turned as Experiment and Shakleford connected on three of the next five goals, capped by a brilliant four pass 2-1 down the ice as Experiment slammed it home. The Consort of Queenie secured the game winner after Shakleford hit him in stride as he streaked down the side boards behind the Chief's defense for a clear breakaway.
