Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Second Cumming

REPENT, SINNER!

The Messiah has returned! The Great Book states: "And He shall return when the World is darkest, taking the image of a rodent. He will be loved by all. And He shall bequeath his gift unto all. And the populus shall then betray Him and He shall be ostracized and incarcerated. He shall be known by the name Inmate. His sacrifice will save all."

So repent, sinner. And be saved. All heathens will be cast down to the firey pits of Hell. All believers of The Gift shall receive it unto them.

The Messiah

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