Tuesday, July 15, 2008

I can't get drunk off beer...

Bull shit.

Remember that annoying frat boy that thinks he's cat's pajama's because his tolerance is "totally superhuman" ("Dude, that's wicked fly"). Apparently this debate runs farther back than I thought. Drinking beer in fact does not make you drunk - there's just not enough alcohol in that little brown bottle; instead you get "high" or as I prefer "tight as an owl."

I can see it now- "no, ociffer. i just had a few brewskis, I ain't drunk..."

That's science.

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