Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Don't Shave Your Pubes in the Shower

To whom it may concern:

Trimming of pubic hair while bathing ones self in the tub will no longer be tolerated. The mass of squiggly matted hair now clogging the drain has pushed the cleaning staff to their limits. At the very least, we ask that clippings be removed immediately following individual shower sessions. This will prevent further build up and improve the cleanliness of our bathing facilities.

Thank you for your consideration,
The Management

P.S. This is also a bad idea. (NSFW)

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