He's a Man at Age 3

Three year old Brady Arneson's hairdo has been named best in Minnesota by Hockey Moms magazine. The Red Wing boy's mullet was the first place winner in the magazine's annual mullet contest. Clearly he is a long way from the lucious locks of Uncle Jesse, but this hockey head is not to be over looked. In the years to come he can be sure to see the ladies falling all over him. For this reason, we give him honorary membership to the status of Man First Class. Usually this honor is recieved only after a boys nightime fantasy involving his babysitter after which he awakes to wet sheets and sticky thighs. However, it is clear that this kid has testicles have developed well beyond his years and for that we commend him. Party on Garth.