Tuesday, April 22, 2008

bums

my encounter with bums. it goes like this.

i know i write for a manly blog all about manly things, but i can't carry four bags of groceries. i just can't. i blame it on my female anatomy. so i take four bags of groceries out of my car and put two of them on the other side of our "fence" (notice the quote marks). i walk back to get the two forgotten bags and a bum is walking away with them. WHAT?

now this is a ballsy move. walk into someone's lawn and steal their groceries when they know you are 20 feet away. real ballsy.

warning: look out for people like this. they will steal your groceries.

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