Friday, April 10, 2009

China Sux

The more I read about China's giant sausage fest, the more it sounds like a frat house, without the comatose 18 year-old balancing on your balls.

You've got the mal-adjusted leader who feels uncomfortable around guys from outside his group (see right). You have other people criticizing you for human rights abuses that happen in your house. Your history is shrouded in mystery, and passed along in Little Red Books. You often need to be on the list to get in. And finally, you have an afinity for really young girls.

Yeah, sounds like China has some growing up to do. See you at the pasta feed?

1 comments:

Art Vandelay said...

I'm doing the actions along with these noises:

*rocket ship engine taking off................*


*explosion*

lolz