I love Phil Mickelson. I'm a proud lefty who is naturally drawn to those like me. Also, I am also a Minnesota sports fan, so I'm naturally drawn to those who notoriously collapse in the most decisive events. Phil fulfills both of these requirements.
That's why I was so bemused by a recent relay Phil and former Master's champ Nick Faldo had at the Champions Dinner. An excerpt:
Phil (loud enough for everyone to hear): "Gee Nick, I didn't realise that you are such a big guy. How come you used to hit it so short?"
Faldo: "Listen Phil, when you shoot 19 under par to win the Open at St Andrews you can start giving me a hard time."
Phil: "I understand that. But how come you hit it like such a pussy?"
Faldo: "I played golf the proper way."
Phil: "Yeah, like my wife."
lol. I bet AEGA plays golf the "proper way" too. Pussy.
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