Friday, May 29, 2009

We're Still Here...

Don't worry folks. We haven't abandoned you. At least not permanently. The updates will start picking back up here. Anyways...

Watching the highlights of Gardy and Redmond getting ejected from the Twins 3-1 loss last night reminded me why I love the guy so much.

The managers are almost akin to enforcers in hockey. A manager coming out to argue a play and getting ejected can swing momentum similar to a well-timed fight in a hockey game. While yesterday's ejection didn't really do much to help the Twins pull out a win, the incident brought back memories of my favorite Gardy moment. Last season against the White Sox at the Humpty Dump, Gardy got ejected arguing a call at third, and on his way off the field, drop-kicked his hat over his head. The crowd roared, throwing hats on the field. While throwing things on the field is always risky, it got the fans back in the game and sparked the Twins for a come-from-behind win.

Coming back to the ejections last night, its apparent umpire Todd Tichenor was a little overzealous. I can understand that he doesn't want the managers and players to think they can walk all over him because he's new to the league, but ejecting Redmond that quickly when Redmond didn't even do much to deserve it was just ridiculous. He didn't swear and never made contact with Tichenor. Throwing his glove on the ground was agressive, but sure didn't seem ejection-worthy. And since Mauer was DHing, Redmond was trying to not be ejected, as it ended up costing the Twins their DH.

However, Zambrano's hissy fit yesterday makes even Gardy's look tame. Poor Gatorade machine...

Stupid non-embedable MLB video...

Thursday, May 7, 2009

This Pisses Me Off

There has been a lot of discussion recently about the declining newspaper industry. Without getting into the reasons behind it too much, we'll just assume it's because their websites suck and move on with it.

Here's exhibit A:



That's a screen grab from the Red Star's sport's page following the spring game. First let's look at the picture. See the FieldTurf? Does that look like the real turf field O'Shaughnessy field has? What about the background, looks like it's indoors right? The field turf and indoor apsects seem to remind of a stadium our team recently inhabited. Interesting, because the Gophers played their spring game at St. Thomas this year, outdoors.

Now let's focus on the caption. Ok, there's tailback Ralph Spry taking a carry. Ordinary enough right? Well, let's consider first that Ralph Spry plays wideout, not tailback. Hmph. Further, it seems that Ralph Spry was actually kicked off the team last year, and has been living in Alabama, retired from football since. Well Star Tribune, you certainly have an interesting take on how the Spring Game this year went down.

Gophers are Stoopid

The NCAA recently announced the Gopher Football program would be one of two to be penalized three scholarships this year for lack of academic progress over a four year period. Being in the company of Ole Miss in academics is never a good place to be, but I have great hope this will be a short-lived association.

I blame two things for the low APR scores. First, the Grinster. Second, the first class Brewster brought in.

Mason recruited a bunch of idiots. The nature of the recruiting game today means your school falls into one of three areas:

1. "Helmet School". Only about 15 or 20 schools fall into this category. These are the perennial powers like Texas, Ohio State, Tennessee etc. who can recruit on name only. When a coach from one of these institutions steps foot in a high school, all other offers generally take a back seat (unless the athlete has a particular affinity for their home state, has built a relationship with a "UBER RECRUITER" or holds an offer from another helmet school).

2. "Uber Recruiter". This select band of coaches with last names like Zook, Ogeron, Dantonio and Brewster can hold their own on a national level through pure work ethic. These guys know how to talk to high school prima-donnas, and more importantly, can convince them that either their school is up and coming, or that they can be guaranteed early playing time. These ace recruiters can usually steal a few top 250 recruits from the helmet schools year in- year out.

3. "X's and O's Coach". This final category of coaches are filled with headmen who focus on finding system players who generally have a lower talent ceiling than those who attend the helmet schools and enroll with Uber Recruiters. Guys like Mason, Ferentz, and Tiller are good examples of this. These coaches recognize that they are old, white, and hate dealing with starlets, three personality traits which handicap any coach when trying to lure high school superstars. Their only chance to add top-end talent is by pursuing academic risks, who are late-qualifiers or JUCO transfers.

Glen Mason was an X and O coach (and an idiot). The only time he attracted top end high school talent (Laurence Maroney being a GLARING exception) was when they were academic or character risks. Guys like Keith Massey (convicted felon during recuritment), Paris Hamilton (big time JUCO receiver with a Troy Williamson like episode of underachievement both on and off the field), and Gary Russel (lol) created a culture of early drop outs and transfers out of the program. The Dom Jones scandal (and subsequent ejection of four retards) didn't help either. Our program is still about 40% Mason recruits, and when you consider we only graduated a ahndfuld seniors last year, the quality of players Mason chose to recruit really stands out. If you leave school while in poor academic standing, the school gets a damaged APR. With this astounding amount of attrition in Mason recruits, these consequences are understandable.


Secondly, Brewster recruited a bunch of idiots/late-qualifiers/non-signees in the three weeks he had before signing day after he was hired. Almost all of these guys have dropped out, with the exception of sometimes starter Kyle Theret.

The good news is that Brewster has seemingly righted the ship. We had the most Big Ten All Academics last season (twenty something), and the highest APR score in the history of the program. I attribute this shift to a Uber Recruiter being at the helm, as well as less attrition through drop-outs and off-field incidents. Brewster is creating a culture of accountability both on and off the field, a major reason I continue to support him despite the lack of on-field achievement.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Parties are awesome

Holy Taco is a great site for lists, tits, and articles that will make you laugh your ass off.

In their latest piece, they outline random assholes who can ruin your party.

I think #7 sounds a bit familiar...(cough AEGA cough).

Sunday, May 3, 2009

What a Sham!

I forgot to mention that the Calder Trophy finalists were announced last week, and for some reason, Cal Clutterbuck was left off the list. Fucking travesty. Those douche-nozzles at the NHL wouldn't know REAL talent if it bit them in the ass. I believe I shall write a strongly worded letter.

Friday, May 1, 2009