Turning my attention away from the poundage of suck that is Gopher athletics, I've noticed recently that Jake Cutler (lovingly nicknamed by KSK as "Cutler Fucker") has asked for his whiny ass to be traded out of Denver.
The nasal pitch of his demands have awoken me from my offseason slumber, and I am once again incesnsed by Viking managment. At Winter Park right now, we have TarVar the Inept, and Rosenfels the Underwhelming. In what way is Cutler NOT an upgrade from these two retards?
Come on Chilly! Pull the trigger! Who are we going to pick up in the draft this year anyways? An O-line man? We can do that in any round. What we need is a QB who represents a legitimate vertical passing threat, to take some pressure off Purple Jesus.
Come Zygi! Get your head out of Tom Bakk's rather significant ass and send your plane on down the Denver way. Skol bitch! Skol!
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i would also like a new stadium...doesnt do a lot of good to have talent when the team won't be here in 2 years
I think that too much effort is being put into building a stadium rather than building a team. But on the other hand this is like saying Obama has better things to do with his time than make an NCAA bracket. So I retract that comment.
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