uuuuuuuuuhhhhhh what the hell?

I don't understand. Did Childress bump his head or something? Was there a noise during coaching school when they taught how to coach?

Seven fumbles. Seven FUCKING FUMBLES! God I don't know why I do it to myself. I stopped watching professional football for a reason. Nevermind that reason was I was often too hung over to stand the bright screen on sundays, it was a reason. And now this. I stumble down the stairs to take in the crystal clear picture provided by my digital converter box, and I am treated to a comedy of errors.

Ugh.