Tomorrow has been billed as the biggest day in Jim Brewster's short tenure here at the U. The Buck's are down, and their shellacking at the hands of USC looks even worse now that the fiends of Corvallis have broken the Condoms.
Regardless, tomorrow won't be pretty. Here are my predictions.
1. Decker is shut down. Weber throws at least one pick trying to force it into double teams, and then takes multiple sacks while pausing to look up his check downs.
2. Pryor celebrates his coming out party. Against a "legitimate" opponent, he makes Hightower, Campbell and co. look silly, rushing for over 100 yards and two touchdowns. Mark May and Lou Holthhhhh become inexoriably sexually intertwined in a mad dash to lavish praise.
3. Troy Stoudemire houses one. The lone brightspot in the game keeps me watching for another five minutes.
4. Buckeyes win 38-14. Fat Pat pens an article which contains the word "cupcakes" 15 times.
I'll have a live blog up tomorrow until the Gophers go down by three scores.
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