One of my favorite things to do is to drop a deuce. I really enjoy the 10 minutes of relaxation sitting on the can expelling the previous days spread. Over the course of my life, I’ve become a pretty regular pooper with my preferred time being morning. I think since about junior high I started pinching a loaf before I left home for the day whether it be for school or work. Up until recently that is…
The past couple of years I’ve developed a nice habit of taking a shit at work shortly after I arrive each day. This method has been beneficial to be in a couple of ways:
- I get to do something I enjoy at work on the company’s dime.
- I get to print out my reading material at work on the company’s dime (more on that later).
- I don’t dirty my own toilet and waste my own paper.
Take a shit at work is more than just being cheap. I actually picked up the habit from a co-worker of mine who started the tradition of printing off sports articles from the Internet and then leaving them in the stall for the next pooper to read. My friend first started off printing articles by Pioneer Press sports writer Charley Walters so whenever we pass each other in the hallway one of us while say “Heading to do some Charley Walters?” which translates to “are you on your way to take a dump.
For a while, we were both leaving our Internet articles in the stall after we had departed for other poopers to enjoy. However, a few months ago, a bulletin was placed in the head asking that people not leave their reading materials in the shit can. This has I’m sure caused some poopers who consumed our reading material to be disappointed.
When seeking out stuff to ready while I’m dropping a deuce, I usually hit the following web sites:
www.pioneerpress.com (Charley Walters is my writer of choice)
www.wikipedia.com (search for a subject of choice, ideal for afternoon dumps)
www.gamespot.com (check out video game reviews)
I consider it a bonus if I get two dumps in during one work day. I like to catch up on all my favorite web sites during my morning drop and I often times will search on Wikipedia in the afternoon for a subject of interest and use that material during my afternoon drop.
I hope that you’re able to implement some of these tips and ideas into your work pooping to make it more productive and pleasurable.
Happy Pooping!
2 comments:
Wow. I hope they never prohibit leaving the sports section of the Strib in the stall. I wouldn't know where else to look for it...
I personally believe that dropping wolfbait at work to be one of the single most significant experiences of my workday.
I give this action the esteemed "Rusty Stamp of Approval".
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